This will let you know if the nick in your notify list is online or go offilne. Just put it in your remote. ALT + R in mirc)

Code:
on *:notify: { echo -a Nick in notify list $nick is online. }
on *:unotify: { echo -a Nick in notify list $nick has quit irc, or changed nick. }

if ($me != tired) { return } | else { echo -a Get a pot of coffee now $+($me,.) }