I've done all that. I just can't get it to filter which is which. I obviously don't want it to message my channel saying "new follower" when it's a donation and not a follow.

This is what I have right now:

Code:
alias monitor {
  var %1 $1-
  if ($1 == list) {
    var %a 1
    echo -a * /monitor's list: 
    while ($timer(%a)) {
      if (monitor* iswm $v1) {
        echo -a $longfn($mid($v2,8))
      }
      inc %a
    }
  }
  elseif ($1 == off) {
    :del
    if ($hget(monitor,$shortfn($2-))) {
      if ($show) echo -a * /monitor: $2- has been removed from the watched list
      hdel monitor $shortfn($2-)
    }
    .timermonitor $+ $shortfn($2-) off 
  }
  elseif ($exists(%1)) {
    if ($isid) {
      tokenize 32 $hget(monitor,$shortfn(%1))
      ;to add the check on $md5 too, use "if ($file(%1).mtime > $2) && ($md5(%1,2) != $1) {"
      if ($file(%1).mtime > $2) && ($md5(%1,2) != $1) {
        msg # /me New follower! Welcome, $read(C:\Users\braze_000\Documents\TeeBoard\widgets\notifications\follower-last.txt) $+ !!!
      }
    }
    elseif ($show) echo -a * /monitor: $1- has been added to the watched list
    hadd -m monitor $shortfn(%1) $md5(%1,2) $file(%1).mtime
    .timermonitor $+ $shortfn(%1) -m 0 100 noop $!monitor( %1 )
  }
  else .timer -h 1 0 monitor off %1
}