You can go here and look for a addon.

http://www.mircscripts.org/

a swear/bad language kicker maybe solve your first problem. The next one can be solved with a repeat kicker of some sort.

Last edited by sparta; 05/01/13 09:47 AM.
if ($me != tired) { return } | else { echo -a Get a pot of coffee now $+($me,.) }