Forums Feature Suggestions on text/notice/action for $Me

I understand these activate from a socket read. But an event triggered when these are sent to the server would be nice. Currently a user has to either A: use on input, and check for /say /msg /amsg /me /describe /ame /notice etc etc. That's ALOT of if-then-elses (edit added: or rewrite the commands: /alias ....)

something like the following if not just expand the current text/notice/action events:
on *:USER(TEXT|NOTICE|ACTION):matchtext:target:{}