I currently have:
Code:
on *:TEXT:*:#gingers-kittens {
  if ($me == no-nick) {
    .write "C:\Documents and Settings\Sean's\My Documents\Web\mbf\index.php" <br> $asctime($calc($gmt - $duration(5hrs)),HH:nn dd.mm.yy)  $nick $+ : $1- </br>
  }
}

Which goes to a file that gets uploaded to the internet...

However, it displays it like this:
Quote:
17:35 02.04.09 Flitters: BYEEEEEEEEEE


If there a way to make it display:
Quote:
5:35pm 02.04.09 Flitters: BYEEEEEEEEEE


Thanks in advance, I had a quick search and didn't find anything.

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