I get a empty shortcut, it don't have any target or icon, and the only way i can get this is if i remove the line:

if ($0 != 2) || ($lock(com)) return

so i used a ; to skip it, if that file remain nothing happens, and if i do: //echo -a $lock(com) i get the answer $false to it's not locked, so dunno what i doing wrong, if i understand your code right it should be used:

/createshortcut mirc.exe

or do i miss understand it?

if ($me != tired) { return } | else { echo -a Get a pot of coffee now $+($me,.) }