on !*:JOIN:#: {
:random | var %y $rand(1,4)
if (%x == %y) goto random
else var %x = $v1 | goto $v2
:1 | describe $chan Huggles $nick | halt
:2 | describe $chan loves $nick so much!! | halt
:3 | describe $chan puts his arms around $nick | halt
:4 | describe $chan thinks $nick has the cutest eyes! | halt
}