Don't worry, I have it.
I have set up 2 clients (1 mIRC with NNS loaded, and 1 raw mIRC) and put a last said script on the raw mIRC (found here:
http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/5334/) Modified 1 thing to make it more specific, and loaded this script onto my client:
on *:TEXT:!help*:#(targetchannel):{
/msg #(mychannel) Help called.
/msg #(mychannel) !ls $nick
}
And it works now!
Thanks to those who took their time to help.