Question - when you copied the code in, I noticed there was no space at the begining of the code line. Are there any spaces at the begining? (I doubt it would really matter, but if there's no spaces, you could have a bracket mismatch error somewhere)

Code:
on *:start:{
onstart
}


If everythign holds true, there should be 2 spaces at the begining of the line:

Code:
on *:start:{
  onstart
}


I'm just checking all bases. I KNOW you said if you TYPE it, it fires. My next question is this, if you moved the code like this:

Code:
on *:start: {
  echo -s mIRC Co. Ltd. mIRC v $+ $version ( $+ $bytes($file($mircexe).size,m3d).suf $+ ) on Microsoft Windows $os ( $+ $duration($uptime(system)) $+ )
  echo -s Portable: $portable
  echo -s Started %started times since %since
  echo -a Current Nick: $me
  echo -s Today is $asctime(dddd mmmm doo yyyy)
  echo -s Current time is: $asctime(h:n:st)
  echo -s Total Online Timer: $duration($online)
}



Does it fire off?

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