on *:TEXT:*:#: {
if (hello isin $1-) {
set %rndnmbr $rand(0.4)
if (%rndnmbr == 0) { set %rslt Greetings }
elseif (%rndnmbr == 1) { set %rslt Hey }
elseif (%rndnmbr == 2) { set %rslt Hi }
elseif (%rndnmbr == 3) { set %rslt What's up }
elseif (%rndnmbr == 4) { set %rslt Sup }
msg $chan %rslt $nick
}
}
This is untested, but I'm sure someone else will have a better code, or at least tweak this code for you.