What's stopping you from spending 30 seconds installing mIRC 6.21, typing
/ddeserver off and seeing if irc:// links stop working?
mIRC 6.21:
mIRC 6.31:
16/08/2007 - mIRC v6.3
29.Fixed irc:// links not working under Vista.
I think you'll still be an idiot, though. Oh well.