Um not sure about socket bots so im just gonna post the raw equavilants to some (not all) of your questions

if ($2 == MODE) && ($4-5 == +o Duke2) { msg #yourchannel Thanks for ops }
if ($2 == JOIN) && (BotOwnerNick isin $1-) { msg #yourchannel Hello master $nick }
if ($2-3 == KICK duke2) { join #yourchannel }

the thanks for ops
BotOwnerJoin
and when your kicked to join channel

Code:
if $reality > $fiction { set %sanity Sane }
Else { echo -a *voices* }