Ok so A) your kicking using # it will not work since your not on the channel...

I mean use .kick #channel because on OPEN:?: << is for privmsg the OP can be on #mirc and msg you and you will not have the ability to kick him..


EDIT: Also try it this method too from earlier.

Code:
on *:open:?:*: {
  if ($regex($1-,/(myword|nextword|wow|I|can|choose|alot)/g) == 1) {
    .kick #mychannel $nick Private Offensive Language
    .mode #my channel +b $nick 2
  }
}


Code:
if $reality > $fiction { set %sanity Sane }
Else { echo -a *voices* }