Try this.. smile
Code:
on ^*:JOIN:#:{
  themejoin
}

alias themejoin {
  echo $chan %tstmp $+ $chr(3) $+ $color(join text) $nick ( $+ $address $+ ) has joined $chan | haltdef
}

on ^*:PART:#:{
  set %partmsg $1-
  themepart
}
alias themepart {
  if (%partmsg == $null) { set %partmsg $nick }
  echo $chan %tstmp $+ $chr(3) $+ $color(part text) $nick ( $+ $address $+ ) has left $chan ( $+ %partmsg $+ ) | unset %partmsg | haltdef
}

on ^*:QUIT:{
  if ($nick == $me) { goto end }
  settime
  set %quitmessage $1-
  if Ping timeout isin %quitmessage { set %quitmessage Ping timeout }
  if Connection reset by peer isin %quitmessage { set %quitmessage Connection reset by peer }
  set %quitchan $chan
  %quit.1 = 1 
  if (quit: isin %quitmessage) set %quitmessage $+ $remove(%quitmessage,quit:,...)
  :quits
  if ($nick ison $chan(%quit.1)) { 
    set %quit.echo $chan(%quit.1) 
    themequit
    inc %quit.1
    goto quits 
  }
  elseif ($chan(%quit.1) != $null) { inc %quit.1
  goto quits }
  halt
  else { goto naiquit }
  :naiquit
  halt
  :end
}
alias themequit {
  if %quitmessage == $null { set %quitmessage no reason }
  echo $chan(%quit.1) %tstmp $+ $chr(3) $+ $color(quit text) $nick ( $+ $address $+ ) Quit ( $+ %quitmessage $+ $chr(015) $+ $chr(3) $+ $color(quit text) $+ ) | haltdef
}

Going to your remote smile

if ($me != tired) { return } | else { echo -a Get a pot of coffee now $+($me,.) }