The funny thing is not only dogs eat dog food. I've heard stories of homeless people doing it but surely a loaf of bread and a can of curried spagetti is alot cheaper and healthier lol. Personally though, I have a staple diet of mixed grilles, roasts, greasy joes with chips, curry meat pies, Weet Bix, bananas, the odd can of salmon and the occasional slurp of JD or Wild Turkey though mosty I just drink tea or water. Yeah coffee sucks lol.