Try this

Code:
 on *:INPUT:*: {
  if (/* !iswm $1-) {
    if ( $nick(#,$me,ov) ) echo $target $+(,$iif($me isop #,04@,12+),,$me) ¬ $1-
    else echo $target $me ¬ $1- 
    .msg $target $1-
    halt
  }
}

If you have a plastic floor runner over your tiles, then you're one Hella Pinoy!