here you go

Code:
on *:TEXT:!bored:#yourchannel: {
  msg $chan $read(funny.txt)
}


they type !bored and it reads a random line from funny.txt, you have to change #yourchannel to whatever your channel is called. and if the file name is different you also need to change that.

You need to put this in your Remote section, which is ALT+R

Coca-Bear