Code:
 alias floodcheck {

  var %fl.time = 10, %fl.lines = 3, %fl.ignore = 5

  inc $iif(!$($+(%,flood,.,$1,.,$2),2),$+(-eu,%fl.time)) $+(%,flood,.,$1,.,$2)

  if ( $($+(%,flood,.,$1,.,$2),2) >= %fl.lines ) {

   [color:red] .notice $2 You have been ignored for %fl.ignore mins. [/color]

   .ignore $+(-u,$calc(%fl.ignore * 60)) $2
  
  }

}

If you have a plastic floor runner over your tiles, then you're one Hella Pinoy!