on *:CONNECT:{ if ( $nick == $me ) { /echo Connected to $server at $time(hh:nn:sstt) with nickname $nick } }

on *:DISCONNECT:{ if ( $nick == $me ) { /echo Disconnected from $server at $time(hh:nn:sstt) with nickname $nick } }


I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person. wink