You almost got it.

Code:
 
On *:TEXT:*:#: {
 if ( $1 == !clan ) {
   your stuff here...
 }
 elseif ( $1 == !links ) {
   your links stuff here...
 }
 elseif ( $1 == @stuff ) {
   your stuff here..
 }
}

If you have a plastic floor runner over your tiles, then you're one Hella Pinoy!