Ban Protection...

Code:
 on @*:ban:#: {
  if ( $nick == $me ) { return }
  if ($banmask iswm $ial($me)) {
    mode # -b $banmask
    kick $chan $nick Don't Ban Me Please.
    echo -at 11 ·09 · 6 $nick Tried Banning $banmask On $chan @ $asctime
  }
}


Topic Change Protection...

Code:
 on *:TOPIC:#: {
  if ($nick == $me) { set $+(%,topic.of.,$chan) $chan($chan).topic }
  else {
    echo -a 11·09 · 4 $nick Changed The Topic In $chan
    kick $chan $nick Don't Try To Change The TOPIC Only I Can Set It
    topic $chan $($+(%,topic.of.,$chan),2)
  }
}


Kick Lock Down...

Code:
 on !*:kick:#: { 
  if ( $nick == $me ) { return }
  kick $chan $nick Did I give you permission to kick? 

}