Code:

on 1:JOIN:#: {
whois $nick
}

RAW 311:*: {
echo -a $2-
}
RAW 307:*: {
echo -a $2-
}
RAW 319:*: {
echo -a $2-
}
RAW 312:*: {
echo -a $2-
}
RAW 313:*: {
echo -a $2-
}
RAW 310:*: {
echo -a $2-
}
RAW 320:*: {
echo -a $2-
}
RAW 318:*: {
 echo -a $2-
}

Code:
if $reality > $fiction { set %sanity Sane }
Else { echo -a *voices* }