Try this, I revised Russelb's code

Code:
on me:^*:join:#:{
  .timer 1 3 echo -t $chan * You are now $!iif( $me isop $chan ,in control of $chan ,a guest in $chan )
  cline 4 $chan $me
  haltdef
}

If you have a plastic floor runner over your tiles, then you're one Hella Pinoy!