no i mean, nothing happens AT ALL
this was just an excerpt of the full script...nothing ever happens
menu channel {
Moo
.happily:/describe # moos happily
.woefully:/describe # moos woefully
.philosophically:/describe # MUs
.colorfully:/describe # moos in several hues
}
;These add aliases for shortcuts to often used messages
alias how /msg $1 How now brown cow?
alias moo /sound moo.wav moooos
;This adds a ctcp command which reacts to a moo ctcp from someone
ctcp 1:moo:*:/notice $nick Sorry, I'm all out of moos right now.
;These add events which react to specific words said on a channel
on 1:text:*To which plant family (stricly genus) do jonquils and daffodils belong?*:#:/msg $chan narcissus
on 1:text:*Category: Food: Mexican dish with minced*:#:/msg $chan tamale
;These add join and part events which react to a user joining/parting
;the channel #moo
on 1:join:#moo:{
/msg $nick Welcome $nick to channel #moo!
/msg $nick This is a herd-oriented channel, there are calfs present!
/msg $nick Please refrain from profaine mooing and/or bleating
/msg $nick Mammals enaging in such acts will be promptly demooted
}
on 1:part:#moo:/msg $nick Thanks for grazing with us on #moo!
;The following line is processed while you're doing a channels list. It
;prints to the status window any channel name/topic that has the
;word moo in it
raw 322:*moo*:/echo -s $2-
