On *:Text:!stab*:#: {
if ($2) && ($2 ison $chan) {
describe $chan Grabs a knife and stabs $2 in the eye!
}
else {
describe $chan Grabs a knife and stabs $nick in the eye!
}
}
I don't fully understand what you mean with the !help.
Code:
on *:Text:!help:?: {
msg $nick How can I help...
}