Shell's arent somthing you just get for free.. the only way i guess is to have a friend running a linux or unix computer.. and you must have a computer to create a shell.. and the stuff you found, thats what you will find.. they all want to have money for hosting your bot/screen/bnc or what you want to use on that shell account, if you looking for a free shell, then i dont think you will find any.. and if they still exist, then they are g-lined (banned) from all bigger networks, so they arent to any use for a user..

if ($me != tired) { return } | else { echo -a Get a pot of coffee now $+($me,.) }