You would need a shell account to do that. Use a search engine and type in 'shell or bnc account'. Be prepared to pay - very few of them will give you a shell account for free.
Never compare yourself to others - they're more screwed up than you think.
As from today (04/03/2003), Eggdrops will be allowed to run. Before you run an Eggdrop bot, you MUST contact me at blau@invaliddomain.com to get permission. so first mail this person ...