Fair enough, you're looking for something like this I take it? This is a hardcoded static version, you can create something more dynamic in the future if you learn more about variables and values in programming.

Code:
on *:text:!love &:#: { 
var %user $$2
var %rng $rand(1,100)
var %streamer $remove(#,$chr(35)) 
if (%user == $me) var %message Silly organic, bots cannot know love BibleThump
elseif (%user == %streamer) var %message The love $nick has for our beloved Dear Leader %user transcends all <3 .
else var %message There's %rng $chr(37) <3 between $nick and %user $+ .
msg # %message
}

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