I think what westor is trying to say is:

We don't write scripts for people.
We help people understand how to write their own scripts.


That being said, you'll need to read the following help topics:

/help On Text
/help /write or /help /writeini
/help $read or /help $readini
/help If then else
/help /msg


Well. At least I won lunch.
Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like!