So, I am a Harry Potter nerd, and my twitch viewers know it. I brought my addiction to my bot. I will be creating commands for those in each house.

Just in case anyone would appreciate this, here you go!

Code:
alias sort_ravenclaw return $readini(C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_ravenclaw.ini,#,$1)
alias sort_hufflepuff return $readini(C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_hufflepuff.ini,#,$1)
alias sort_gryffindor return $readini(C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_gryffindor.ini,#,$1)
alias sort_slytherin return $readini(C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_slytherin.ini,#,$1)

on *:text:!resort*:#jimieo:{
  if ((%floodresort) || ($($+(%,floodresort.,$nick),2))) { return }
  set -u3 %floodresort On
  set -u3600 %floodresort. $+ $nick On   
  var %dosort = $rand(1,4)
  if (%dosort == 1) { 
    msg $chan /me The Sorting Hat says $nick belongs in Ravenclaw!
    writeini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_ravenclaw.ini # $nick 1           
    if ($sort_gryffindor($nick)) remini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_gryffindor.ini # $nick
    if ($sort_hufflepuff($nick)) remini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_hufflepuff.ini # $nick
    if ($sort_slytherin($nick)) remini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_slytherin.ini # $nick      
  }
  if (%dosort == 2) { 
    msg $chan /me The Sorting Hat says $nick belongs in Gryffindor!
    writeini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_gryffindor.ini # $nick 1     
    if ($sort_ravenclaw($nick)) remini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_ravenclaw.ini # $nick
    if ($sort_hufflepuff($nick)) remini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_hufflepuff.ini # $nick
    if ($sort_slytherin($nick)) remini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_slytherin.ini # $nick         
  }
  if (%dosort == 3) { 
    msg $chan /me The Sorting Hat says $nick belongs in Hufflepuff!
    writeini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_hufflepuff.ini # $nick 1     
    if ($sort_ravenclaw($nick)) remini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_ravenclaw.ini # $nick
    if ($sort_gryffindor($nick)) remini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_gryffindor.ini # $nick
    if ($sort_slytherin($nick)) remini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_slytherin.ini # $nick    
  }
  if (%dosort == 4) {   
    msg $chan /me The Sorting Hat says $nick belongs in Slytherin!
    writeini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_slytherin.ini # $nick 1     
    if ($sort_ravenclaw($nick)) remini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_ravenclaw.ini # $nick
    if ($sort_gryffindor($nick)) remini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_gryffindor.ini # $nick
    if ($sort_hufflepuff($nick)) remini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_hufflepuff.ini # $nick
  }
}

on *:text:!sort*:#jimieo:{
  if ((%floodsort) || ($($+(%,floodsort.,$nick),2))) { return }
  set -u5 %floodsort On
  set -u5 %floodsort. $+ $nick On
  if ($sort_ravenclaw($nick)) msg # /me $nick you have already been sorted into Ravenclaw.
  elseif ($sort_gryffindor($nick)) msg # /me $nick you have already been sorted into Gryffindor.
  elseif ($sort_hufflepuff($nick)) msg # /me $nick you have already been sorted into Hufflepuff.
  elseif ($sort_slytherin($nick)) msg # /me $nick you have already been sorted into Slytherin.
  else {
    var %dosort = $rand(1,4)
    if (%dosort == 1) { 
      msg $chan /me The Sorting Hat says $nick belongs in Ravenclaw!
      writeini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_ravenclaw.ini # $nick 1           
    }
    if (%dosort == 2) { 
      msg $chan /me The Sorting Hat says $nick belongs in Gryffindor!
      writeini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_gryffindor.ini # $nick 1          
    }
    if (%dosort == 3) { 
      msg $chan /me The Sorting Hat says $nick belongs in Hufflepuff!
      writeini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_hufflepuff.ini # $nick 1     
    }
    if (%dosort == 4) {   
      msg $chan /me The Sorting Hat says $nick belongs in Slytherin!
      writeini C:\Users\Jimie\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\sort_slytherin.ini # $nick 1     
    }
  }
}