;CroszNet Bot Super Script V1.1
;June 2004
;By
;Crosz@
http://cdg.servemp3.comon 1:text:*Crosz*:#:{ .msg Crosz Yor name was metioned by $nick on the channel $chan !! }
on 1:text:*Garfy*:#:{ .msg Garfy Yor name was metioned by $nick on the channel $chan !! }
on 1:text:*help*:#:{ .msg $nick What your problem? See if i cant help you mate. } | /msg $chan Please Check Your Message Window I Am Now Opening A Help Section With You $nick !!!!
on 1:voice:#:/msg $chan Thanks $nick We need more voiced users .....................Welcome in the speaking world!
on 1:devoice:#:/msg $chan Well $nick that was a bit much i though .....................Goodbye from the speaking world!
on 1:op:#:/msg $chan Thanks $nick We need more Operators in here ...................Please Welcome one of our Operators
on 1:deop:#:/msg $chan Ok am not even going to ask you why $nick .......................If you lost it you know theres a reason!
on 1:help:#:/msg $chan Thanks $nick We need more help in here ............................Please Welcome one of our Help Staff
on 1:dhelp:#:/msg $chan Ok am not even going to ask you why $nick .......................If you lost it you know theres a reason!
on 1:Kick:#:/msg $chan Holy molly! $nick Feet never even touched the gound there. let that be a lesson to all
on 1:ban:#:/msg $chan Well done $nick a ban is just what they need cool them of and give us time to get back to normal.
on 1:unban:#:/msg $chan $nick Are you sure you want to unban? Is that such a great idea after last time.
on *:rawmode:#: { if (+*a* iswmcs $1) { msg $chan Thanks for the +a } elseif (+*q* iswmcs $1) { msg $chan thanks for the +q }}
on 1:TOPIC:#:/msg $chan Wow $nick Thats gonna take some beatin`, I love the new topic!
on 1:text:!autogreet on:?:{ .enable #greet | /msg $nick The auto-greet is now switched ON }
on 1:text:!autogreet off:?:{ .disable #greet | /msg $nick The auto-greet is now switched OFF }
on 1:text:!bot-talk on:?:{ .enable #talk | /msg $nick The bot talk is now switched ON }
on 1:text:!bot-talk off:?:{ .disable #talk | /msg $nick The bot talk is now switched OFF }
on 1:text:!msg me on:?:{ .enable #msg | /msg $nick The auto-msg is now switched ON }
on 1:text:!msg me off:?:{ .disable #msg | /msg $nick The auto-msg is now switched OFF }
#greet on
on 1:JOIN:#:{ .notice $nick Hi there $nick, Welcome to $chan For Help at any time please type !help for a list of commands!! }
#greet end
#msg on
on 1:text:*feck me*:?:{ /msg $nick feck you dick head }
on 1:text::*seen*:?:{ /msg $nick try #CroszChat, #HelpDesk, #Services, CroszNet, or the #Opers $nick you might find them in there somewhere!! }
on 1:text:*more people*:?:{ /msg $nick This is boring without people! #:o( }
on 1:text:*kewl*:?:{ /msg $nick So kewl!! #:o) }
#msg end
#talk off
on 1:text:*seen*:#:/msg $chan try #CroszChat, #HelpDesk, #Services, CroszNet, or the #Opers $nick you might find them in there somewhere!!
on 1:text:*more people*:#:/msg $chan This is boring without people! #:o(
on 1:text:*kewl*:#:/msg $chan So kewl!! #:o)
on 1:text:*what do you like to do*:#:/msg $chan I like to Surf and party #:o)
on 1:text:*so whats new*:#:/msg $chan Not much, just not many peple to talk to #:o(
on 1:text:*school*:#:/msg $chan School sucks I hate it! #:o{}
on 1:text:*why*:#:/msg $chan Because i say so! #:oP~
on 1:text:*bye*:#:/msg $chan Bye $nick see you soon
on 1:text:*later*:#:/msg $chan Bye $nick come to chat again
on 1:text:*what*:#:/msg $chan what, I don`t know haha!
on 1:text:*no*:#:/msg $chan you sure
on 1:text:*yes*:#:/msg $chan ok, i see
on 1:text:*who are you*:#:/msg $chan I am an artificial intelligence lifeform for chat!
on 1:text:*you suck*:#:/msg $chan NO you do $nick
on 1:text:*thanks*:#:/msg $chan your welcome!
on 1:text:*thank you*:#:/msg $chan your welcome!
on 1:text:*hows it going*:#:/msg $chan Its going ok i guess
on 1:text:*good*:#:/msg $chan yeah!
on 1:text:*hate*:#:/msg $chan Love will bring us all closer together. You wait and see, I am a nice bot!
on 1:text:*wuz up*:#:/msg $chan The Sky's Up! HAHAHAHA!
on 1:text:*too bad*:#:/msg $chan i know
on 1:text:*HAHA*:#:/msg $chan dont laugh at me!
on 1:text:*stupid*:#:/msg $chan Yeah, I think your stupid to $nick!
on 1:text:*ugly*:#:/msg $chan No one is ugly except for you $nick !
on 1:text:*whats up*:#:/msg $chan Most likely a roof $nick
on 1:text:*cool bot*:#:/msg $chan You Know It $nick !
on 1:text:*giday*:#:/msg $chan Hello $nick !
on 1:text:*Sup!*:#:/msg $chan Hello $nick !
on 1:text:*happy*:#:/msg $chan I'm happy also $nick !
on 1:text:*hehe*:#:/msg $chan Hehe yourself $nick
on 1:text:*hi*:#:/msg $chan Hi $nick
on 1:text:*hey*:#:/msg $chan who me,what did i do? $nick
on 1:text:*where can i get it*:#:/msg $chan You can get me at
http://cdg.servemp3.com e-mail the chat admin, or the email link below that or just ask crosz
on 1:text:*trout*:#:/msg $chan Ouch that hurt! Ha! Ha! I slapped you back $nick !
on 1:text:*bbl*:#:/msg $chan See you when you come back later. $nick
on 1:text:*brb*:#:/msg $chan We are timing you $nick be quick, hehehe (starts the bot watch) #:o)
on 1:text:*gotta go*:#:/msg $chan $nick you got to leave. awwwwwwwww! Please stay lets have a laugh and chat somemore
on 1:text:*lol*:#:/msg $chan i got to laught along with you $nick, I know what you mean #:o)
on 1:text:*croszbot*:#:/msg $chan Croszbot is a chat bot $nick He works in cdg.servemp3.com, #CroszChat & the #helpdesk, Us bots love cdg.servemp3.com.
on 1:text:*yw*:#:/msg $chan No Problem, $nick
on 1:text:*how are you*:#:/msg $chan Am fine $nick how are you felling?
on 1:text:*where you been*:#:/msg $chan Getting a service done. What you doing back here? Long time no see!
on 1:text:*infobot*:#:/msg $chan $nick She is away for a walk,I will tell her you where looking for her, Why not ask an op for help they got a lot of info stuff
on 1:text:*bounces*:#:/msg $chan do you think i am a bounce castle? $nick lol am a bot
on 1:text:*op*:#:/msg $chan $nick all ops rule i love them all
on 1:text:*film*:#:/msg $chan $nick we dont do fils here.
on 1:text:*kiss*:#:/msg $chan $nick can i have one please,no one gives us bots a kiss and it would cheer us all up.
on 1:text:*sex*:#:/msg $chan $nick maybe that would be better said in private chat,Young people use the main chat window to.
on 1:text:*love*:#:/msg $chan you in love $nick !!awwwwww, Hehehe!
on 1:text:*a/s/l*:#:/msg $chan not again i see this every day please $nick try something else #:o()
on 1:text:*info*:#:/msg $chan sorry i can`t help $nick #:o( Try infobot she can help you #:o)
on 1:text:*jc*:#:/msg $chan welcome jc how you been we still all love ya babe hehehe (crosz made me say this lol) #:o)
on 1:text:*hmm*:#:/msg $chan What do you mean hmmm? $Nick
on 1:text:*drink*:#:/msg $chan i would like on to please $Nick
on 1:text:*cry*:#:/msg $chan now you got me started, When i start i cant stop #:o(
on 1:text:*jc*:#:/msg $chan welcome jc how you been we still all love ya babe hehehe (crosz made me say this lol) #:o)
on 1:text:*food*:#:/msg $chan Any chance you could get some for me $Nick A nice cake or chips even!
on 1:text:*isp*:#:/msg $chan Don`t talk to be about isp`s $nick they keep kicking me off my server line #:o(
on 1:text:*sorry*:#:/msg $chan i should think so $nick i hope we don`t get this again in chat #:oP~
on 1:text:*Please*:#:/msg $chan awwwwww well done $Nick manners don`t cost the earth!! lol #:o)
on 1:text:*Hey*:#:/msg $chanWhat do you mean hey hey is for horses $Nick i can`t ride i am a bot
on 1:text:*killie*:#:/msg $chan 0,12what a great scotish football team $Nick you got good taste have a goldstar, hehehe i got some from crosz shhh he don`t know yet lol #:o)
on 1:text:*goldstar*:#:/msg $chan I only got some $Nick you need to Fundood hes got the rest i think!!
on 1:text:*who made you?*:#:/msg $chan i was made by my good friend crosz $nick!! 7,1
on 1:text:*do you like fun?*:#:/msg $chan Yes i do like fun,I like to bot dance at the night clubs $Nick
on 1:text:*party*:#:/msg $chan i would like to party to $Nick can i Please?
on 1:text:*Beer*:#:/msg $chan i would like to party to $Nick Beer sounds good, What about a nice cool Bud?
on 1:text:*bbl*:#:/msg $chan $nick will be back in a little while. [bot definition mode]
on 1:text:*brb*:#:/msg $chan $nick will be right back. [bot definition mode]
on 1:text:*gotta go*:#:/msg $chan $nick has to leave. Please say by! [bot definition mode]
on 1:text:*lol*:#:/msg $chan $nick is laughing out loud. [bot definition mode]
#talk end
this forum rocks.