Forums Scripts & Popups translator

Hi, I am looking for a script that would translate incoming text from one language to another.

Does anyone know of any?

I've never seen one but I do believe that such a script wuld be quite large.

Not necessarily; mircscripts.org has a few "translators" that use socket communication to retrieve the translated phrase from a website. However none of them satisfied me - they are not up to date therefore they fail to communicate with some websites such as Altavista.

if you tell me what language you want to translate to and from ill make it for you

Portuguese to English mainly. And are you talking about just a word translator, or a gramatical one as well?

I don't get why people use online translators. A Portuguese -> English translator just takes perfectly fine Portuguese and turns it into mangled and unintelligable English. How is that helpful?