Forums Scripts & Popups Bandwidth and RAM commands...

I was wondering is there any way that I can show my bandwidth and RAM with an alias script a la this uptime script that I've seen:
/pup { msg $active Windows $os PENISTIME: $+($chr(40),_,$chr(41),_,$chr(41),$str($chr(61),$calc((($ticks / 1000) / 3600) / 6)),D~) $+($chr(40),$duration($calc($ticks / 1000)),$chr(41)) }

Any help?

Try moo.dll , It does RAM, not sure about bandwidth, check it out.

I can't download it. It says that the file isnt' there. -_-

wow--they removed it. hm.. I'll put it on my site for ya.

www.kingtomato.com/files/moodll.zip

Okay, I got that loaded now I'm working on having it like the Penistime script.

penis

Do you react when somebody says "Penis" in their post, or what? What's the dealio?

*The_Game's facial expression closely resembles a deer staring into the headlights*

I was wondering the same thing LOL

I think he may of just found his...

Nah my remark was given because I didn't see the relevance of a certain appendage to the original post given... ah well!

www.influenced.net/moo.dll

and

www.influenced.net/moo.zip


Both work.

It's supposed to be for bragging rights. *rolls eyes* I'm doing this for a friend who is too big of a panzy to sign up and ask. It's called "Penistime" because it shows your Windows uptime with a ASCII art penis. So far what he is trying to do is make a thing for bandwidth and call it "Peniswidth" similar to "Penistime" except it will be just (____) for the image instead of the a penis, the more "_" the higher your bandwidth is or something. I'm not exactly sure what he wants, but here is what he has so far:
From this script:
alias ni {
say 2Network Interfaces[ $+ $dll(moo.dll,interfaceinfo,_) $+ ]
}
And he's trying this:

/pw echo Peniswidth (  $+ $dll(moo.dll,interfaceinfo,_) $+ ]
/pen { echo $active Penis-Width: () $+($chr(40),$duration($calc($ticks / 1000)),$chr(41)) }

rofl.

hehehe

I was almost thinking that you repeated yourself, then I realised it was your signature. I laughed for quite a while after reading it the first time, it's quite original.

Well if you want to get real technical about it...I am sorta repeating myself. But on the other hand, I kinda thought I would add a little humor to my postings....I will probably go back to my old signature but not for a while yet...there are still a few more board members in dire need of a good laff.

I think you should keep it. It inspired me to get a signature.

penis

OMG...LOL

Not to be outdone, I got myself a new signature for now.

geez with all these recent signature changes its looking like this is turning into a hangout for sexual deviants ....... im glad to be a member! lol