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I was wondering is there any way that I can show my bandwidth and RAM with an alias script a la this uptime script that I've seen: /pup { msg $active Windows $os PENISTIME: $+($chr(40),_,$chr(41),_,$chr(41),$str($chr(61),$calc((($ticks / 1000) / 3600) / 6)),D~) $+($chr(40),$duration($calc($ticks / 1000)),$chr(41)) }
Any help?
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Fjord artisan
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Try moo.dll , It does RAM, not sure about bandwidth, check it out.
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I can't download it. It says that the file isnt' there. -_-
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Hoopy frood
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wow--they removed it. hm.. I'll put it on my site for ya. www.kingtomato.com/files/moodll.zip
-KingTomato
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Okay, I got that loaded now I'm working on having it like the Penistime script.
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Hoopy frood
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Well. At least I won lunch. Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like!
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Do you react when somebody says "Penis" in their post, or what? What's the dealio?
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Hoopy frood
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*The_Game's facial expression closely resembles a deer staring into the headlights*
I was wondering the same thing LOL
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Hoopy frood
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I think he may of just found his...
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Hoopy frood
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Nah my remark was given because I didn't see the relevance of a certain appendage to the original post given... ah well!
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-------- mIRC - fun for all the family (except grandma and grandpa)
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It's supposed to be for bragging rights. *rolls eyes* I'm doing this for a friend who is too big of a panzy to sign up and ask. It's called "Penistime" because it shows your Windows uptime with a ASCII art penis. So far what he is trying to do is make a thing for bandwidth and call it "Peniswidth" similar to "Penistime" except it will be just (____) for the image instead of the a penis, the more "_" the higher your bandwidth is or something. I'm not exactly sure what he wants, but here is what he has so far: From this script: alias ni { say 2Network Interfaces[ $+ $dll(moo.dll,interfaceinfo,_) $+ ] } And he's trying this:
/pw echo Peniswidth ( $+ $dll(moo.dll,interfaceinfo,_) $+ ] /pen { echo $active Penis-Width: () $+($chr(40),$duration($calc($ticks / 1000)),$chr(41)) }
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Hoopy frood
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 hehehe
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I was almost thinking that you repeated yourself, then I realised it was your signature. I laughed for quite a while after reading it the first time, it's quite original.
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Well if you want to get real technical about it...I am sorta repeating myself. But on the other hand, I kinda thought I would add a little humor to my postings....I will probably go back to my old signature but not for a while yet...there are still a few more board members in dire need of a good laff.
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I think you should keep it. It inspired me to get a signature.  penis
Well. At least I won lunch. Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like!
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Not to be outdone, I got myself a new signature for now.
Never compare yourself to others - they're more screwed up than you think.
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geez with all these recent signature changes its looking like this is turning into a hangout for sexual deviants ....... im glad to be a member! lol
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