on *:TEXT:!rps *:#: {
if ($2 == scissors) {
var %scissors = $rand(1,5)
if (%scissors == 1) { msg # ROCK -- Rock beats Scissors! You Lose $upper $nick !
msg # .timeout $nick 15 }
if (%scissors == 2) { msg # PAPER -- Hmm, I loose. Congrats $nick }
if (%scissors == 3) { msg # SCISSORS -- Dang it, it's a draw. }
if (%scissors == 4) { msg # LIZARD -- I have been decapitated by your superiority at this game, $upper $nick ! }
if (%scissors == 5) { msg # SPOCK -- You have been smashed, $upper $nick , perhaps better luck next time.
msg # .timeout $nick 15 }
}
if ($2 == paper) {
var %paper = $rand(1,5)
if (%paper == 1) { msg # SCISSORS -- Scissors beats Paper! You Lose $upper $nick !
msg # .timeout $nick 15 }
if (%paper == 2) { msg # ROCK -- Hmm, I loose. Congrats $nick }
if (%paper == 3) { msg # PAPER -- Dang it, it's a draw. }
if (%paper == 4) { msg # LIZARD -- The lizard eats your paper. You lose $upper $nick !
msg # .timeout $nick 15 }
if (%paper == 5) { msg # SPOCK -- You have disproven me, great job, $upper $nick ! }
}
if ($2 == rock) {
var %rock = $rand(1,5)
if (%rock == 1) { msg # PAPER -- Paper beats Rock! You Lose $upper $nick !
msg # .timeout $nick 15 }
if (%rock == 2) { msg # SCISSORS -- Hmm, I lose. Congrats $nick }
if (%rock == 3) { msg # ROCK -- Dang it, it's a draw. }
if (%rock == 4) { msg # LIZARD -- You crushed the lizard, great job, $upper $nick ! }
if (%rock == 5) { msg # SPOCK -- You have been vaporized. You lose $upper $nick !
msg # .timeout $nick 15 }
}
if ($2 == lizard) {
var %lizard = $rand(1,5)
if (%lizard == 1) { msg # PAPER -- Lizard eats paper! You Win $upper $nick ! }
if (%lizard == 2) { msg # SCISSORS -- Scissors decapitates Lizard. You lose $upper $nick !
msg # .timeout $nick 15 }
if (%lizard == 3) { msg # ROCK -- Rock crushes Lizard. You lose $upper $nick !
msg # .timeout $nick 15 }
if (%lizard == 4) { msg # LIZARD -- It's a draw, better luck next time, $nick }
if (%lizard == 5) { msg # SPOCK -- Lizard poisons Spock! You win $upper $nick ! }
}
if ($2 == spock) {
var %spock = $rand(1,5)
if (%spock == 1) { msg # PAPER -- Paper disproves Spock, you lose $upper $nick !
msg # .timeout $nick 15 }
if (%spock == 2) { msg # SCISSORS -- Spock smashes Scissors. You win $upper $nick ! }
if (%spock == 3) { msg # ROCK -- Spock vaporizes Rock. You win $upper $nick ! }
if (%spock == 4) { msg # LIZARD -- Lizard poisons Spock, you lose $upper $nick ! }
if (%spock == 5) { msg # SPOCK -- Draw time. Better luck next time, $upper $nick ! }
}
}