on *:text:!story list:#: {
notice $nick Eh bro? The list of stories I know of are as follows:
notice $nick waffle_kingdom_letter
notice $nick Remember, type !story tell <story name> and I'll tell you all about it on the double, bro!
}
on *:text:!story summary waffle_kingdom_letter:#: {
msg $chan It is a time of peace. You are hogging all the spotlight as usual, bro, but suddenly an evil turn of events as given me the spotlight on a new adventure!
}
on *:text:!story tell waffle_kingdom_letter:#: {
set %storytelling $true
msg $chan It's a long story bro, but here it goes!
timer 1 2 msg $chan My big brother--that's you, Bro--got a letter from Princess Peach and took off.
timer 1 4 msg $chan Left behind as usual, I was cooking a snack at home when another letter arrived.
timer 1 6 msg $chan We don't get so much mail, so I was thinking: "Huh?"
timer 1 8 msg $chan This is what the letter said: "Sirs! My name is Crepe. I am a cabinet minister in the far-off Waffle Kingdom.
timer 1 10 msg $chan Our land has been attacked by the Chestnut King, who took our Princess Eclair.
timer 1 12 msg $chan I ask, nay, BEG for your assistance!
timer 1 14 msg $chan The Waffle Kingdom needs your skills.
timer 1 16 msg $chan I humbly request your prompt response, sirs. Sincerely, Crepe" ...
timer 1 18 msg $chan Well, I don't remember it exactly, but I think it went something like that.
timer 1 20 msg $chan With $nick -- that's you, Bro-- gone, it fell to me to answer this plea!
timer 1 22 msg $chan Hesitating only a teensy bit, I headed to the Waffle Kingdom to investigate.
timer 1 24 msg $chan Oh, no, first I wrote a note to myself about what I was cooking.
timer 1 26 msg $chan Then I left.
timer 1 28 msg $chan Once I reached the Waffle Kingdom, I met Minister Crepe, who filled me in.
timer 1 30 msg $chan The Chestnut King had kidnapped Princess Eclair and vanished.
timer 1 32 msg $chan Apparently, though, some oracle said a Marvelous Compass could locate her.
timer 1 34 msg $chan This Marvelous Compass had been broken into seven parts by an ancient curse...
timer 1 36 msg $chan ...and those parts had been scattered across the land.
timer 1 38 msg $chan Can you believe it, Bro?
timer 1 40 msg $chan Each part of the Marvelous Compass was said to point to the next.
timer 1 42 msg $chan And since one of the parts was embedded in the tiara worn by the princess...
timer 1 44 msg $chan I surmised that once I collected all the parts, I'd find her!
timer 1 46 msg $chan Smart, huh?
timer 1 48 msg $chan The minister gave me the compass base spoken of in Waffler fables...
timer 1 50 msg $chan When it activated, the entire thing lit right up, indicating the deep south...
timer 1 52 msg $chan It was pointing me toward Rumblebump Volcano on the Pudding Continent!
timer 1 54 msg $chan So yeah, here I am! I'm sailing out of Rogueport for Rumblebump Volcano.
timer 1 56 msg $chan It's probably gonna be pretty dangerous, but... I gotta rescue that princess!
set %storytelling $false
}