on 1:input:#lost:{
var %o = 15,1o
var %i = 4,1i
var %n = 15,1n
var %c = 4,1c
var %h = 15,1h
var %l = 4,1l
var %a = 4,1a
var %s = 15,1s
var %b = 4,1b
var %d = 15,1d
var %e = 4,1e
var %f = 15,1f
var %g = 4,1g
var %h = 15,1h
var %j = 4,1j
var %k = 15,1k
var %m = 4,1m
var %p = 15,1p
var %q = 4,1q
var %r = 15,1r
var %t = 4,1t
var %u = 15,1u
var %v = 4,1v
var %w = 15,1w
var %x = 4,1x
var %y = 15,1y
var %z = 4,1z
var %aa = 7,1A
var %bb = 8,1B
var %cc = 7,1C
var %dd = 8,1D
var %ee = 7,1E
var %ff = 8,1F
var %gg = 7,1G
var %hh = 8,1H
var %ii = 7,1I
var %jj = 8,1J
var %kk = 7,1K
var %ll = 8,1L
var %mm = 7,1M
var %nn = 8,1N
var %oo = 7,1O
var %pp = 8,1P
var %qq = 7,1Q
var %rr = 8,1R
var %ss = 7,1S
var %tt = 8,1T
var %uu = 7,1U
var %vv = 8,1V
var %ww = 7,1W
var %xx = 8,1X
var %yy = 7,1Y
var %zz = 8,1Z
if ($1 ison #) { msg # $+([[,$replacecs($1,a,%a,b,%b,c,%c,d,%d,e,%e,f,%f,g,%g,h,%h,i,%i,j,%j,k,%k,l,%l,m,%m,n,%n,o,%o,p,%p,q,%q,r,%r,s,%s,t,%t,u,%u,v,%v,w,%w,x,%x,y,%y,z,%z,A,%aa,B,%bb,C,%cc,D,%dd,E,%ee,F,%ff,G,%gg,H,%hh,I,%ii,J,%jj,K,%kk,L,%ll,M,%mm,N,%nn,O,%oo,P,%pp,Q,%qq,R,%rr,S,%ss,T,%tt,U,%uu,V,%vv,W,%ww,X,%xx,Y,%yy,Z,%zz),]]) $+ $2- | /halt }
if ($1 = lol) { msg # $replacecs(Laughing Out Loud!,a,%a,b,%b,c,%c,d,%d,e,%e,f,%f,g,%g,h,%h,i,%i,j,%j,k,%k,l,%l,m,%m,n,%n,o,%o,p,%p,q,%q,r,%r,s,%s,t,%t,u,%u,v,%v,w,%w,x,%x,y,%y,z,%z,A,%aa,B,%bb,C,%cc,D,%dd,E,%ee,F,%ff,G,%gg,H,%hh,I,%ii,J,%jj,K,%kk,L,%ll,M,%mm,N,%nn,O,%oo,P,%pp,Q,%qq,R,%rr,S,%ss,T,%tt,U,%uu,V,%vv,W,%ww,X,%xx,Y,%yy,Z,%zz) $2- | /halt }
if ($1 = brb) { msg # $replacecs(Be Right Back!,a,%a,b,%b,c,%c,d,%d,e,%e,f,%f,g,%g,h,%h,i,%i,j,%j,k,%k,l,%l,m,%m,n,%n,o,%o,p,%p,q,%q,r,%r,s,%s,t,%t,u,%u,v,%v,w,%w,x,%x,y,%y,z,%z,A,%aa,B,%bb,C,%cc,D,%dd,E,%ee,F,%ff,G,%gg,H,%hh,I,%ii,J,%jj,K,%kk,L,%ll,M,%mm,N,%nn,O,%oo,P,%pp,Q,%qq,R,%rr,S,%ss,T,%tt,U,%uu,V,%vv,W,%ww,X,%xx,Y,%yy,Z,%zz) $2- | /halt }
if ($1 = wb) { msg # $replacecs(Welcome Back!,a,%a,b,%b,c,%c,d,%d,e,%e,f,%f,g,%g,h,%h,i,%i,j,%j,k,%k,l,%l,m,%m,n,%n,o,%o,p,%p,q,%q,r,%r,s,%s,t,%t,u,%u,v,%v,w,%w,x,%x,y,%y,z,%z,A,%aa,B,%bb,C,%cc,D,%dd,E,%ee,F,%ff,G,%gg,H,%hh,I,%ii,J,%jj,K,%kk,L,%ll,M,%mm,N,%nn,O,%oo,P,%pp,Q,%qq,R,%rr,S,%ss,T,%tt,U,%uu,V,%vv,W,%ww,X,%xx,Y,%yy,Z,%zz) $2- | /halt }
if ($1 = ROTFLMAOGCB) { msg # $replacecs(Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Getting Carpet Burns!,a,%a,b,%b,c,%c,d,%d,e,%e,f,%f,g,%g,h,%h,i,%i,j,%j,k,%k,l,%l,m,%m,n,%n,o,%o,p,%p,q,%q,r,%r,s,%s,t,%t,u,%u,v,%v,w,%w,x,%x,y,%y,z,%z,A,%aa,B,%bb,C,%cc,D,%dd,E,%ee,F,%ff,G,%gg,H,%hh,I,%ii,J,%jj,K,%kk,L,%ll,M,%mm,N,%nn,O,%oo,P,%pp,Q,%qq,R,%rr,S,%ss,T,%tt,U,%uu,V,%vv,W,%ww,X,%xx,Y,%yy,Z,%zz) $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == LMAO) { msg # $replacecs(Laughing My Ass Off!,a,%a,b,%b,c,%c,d,%d,e,%e,f,%f,g,%g,h,%h,i,%i,j,%j,k,%k,l,%l,m,%m,n,%n,o,%o,p,%p,q,%q,r,%r,s,%s,t,%t,u,%u,v,%v,w,%w,x,%x,y,%y,z,%z,A,%aa,B,%bb,C,%cc,D,%dd,E,%ee,F,%ff,G,%gg,H,%hh,I,%ii,J,%jj,K,%kk,L,%ll,M,%mm,N,%nn,O,%oo,P,%pp,Q,%qq,R,%rr,S,%ss,T,%tt,U,%uu,V,%vv,W,%ww,X,%xx,Y,%yy,Z,%zz) $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == yw) { msg # $replacecs(Your Welcome!,a,%a,b,%b,c,%c,d,%d,e,%e,f,%f,g,%g,h,%h,i,%i,j,%j,k,%k,l,%l,m,%m,n,%n,o,%o,p,%p,q,%q,r,%r,s,%s,t,%t,u,%u,v,%v,w,%w,x,%x,y,%y,z,%z,A,%aa,B,%bb,C,%cc,D,%dd,E,%ee,F,%ff,G,%gg,H,%hh,I,%ii,J,%jj,K,%kk,L,%ll,M,%mm,N,%nn,O,%oo,P,%pp,Q,%qq,R,%rr,S,%ss,T,%tt,U,%uu,V,%vv,W,%ww,X,%xx,Y,%yy,Z,%zz) $2- | /halt }
elseif ($left($1,1) != /) || ($ctrlenter) {
echo -t $target 8,1[15 $+ $me $+ 8,1] $1-
.raw privmsg $active : $+ $1-
halt
}
}