Thanks, for the script, but if I understand that right, that's doing things based on the person getting a ctcp reply from me. I want my script to halt the standard ctcp reply and give them one that does this (here it is in pseudocode):
on ping, add seconds in a day to normal ping reply time, give ping reply " PING REPLY 1 day 1 second....just kidding, your ping reply time is 1 second (or whatever it really is)".
Thanks