alias slap {
var %filename = slap.txt
if (!$isfile(%filename)) {
/write %filename around a bit with a large trout
/write %filename around with volume 1 of Windows for dummies
/write %filename with an economy sized butterfinger bar.
}
/me slaps $$1 $read(%filename)
}
menu nicklist {
Slap $$1 (Text File): /slap $$1
}