Forums Scripts & Popups Slap!:/me slaps $$1 around a large trout

alias slap {
  var %filename = slap.txt
  if (!$isfile(%filename)) {
    /write %filename around a bit with a large trout
    /write %filename around with volume 1 of Windows for dummies
    /write %filename with an economy sized butterfinger bar.
  }
  /me slaps $$1 $read(%filename)
}
menu nicklist {
  Slap $$1 (Text File): /slap $$1
}