I sense a nifty sequel to the mirc powered toaster here...

Requirements:
-Cordless High Quality Headphones
-Really really good soundcard
-The Dog Whistle Wav or a tone generator
-A hapless dog
-The right mix of determination and lazyness - lazy enough to not want to get up for a beer but determined enough to train your dog to do it for you.

Sit back, relax, and use this alias
/f2 /splay FetchBeer.wav

and if your even lazier, record yourself praising the dog.

/f3 /splay Goodboy.wav


Who needs SOAP when you have Ralph the Booze Hound?