Here's my €0,02:

Code
alias getURL {
  if ($1) {
    if ($1 isnum) { 
      if ($urlget($1).state == fail) { echo -atic notice *** Are you connected to the internet? | halt }
      .run notepad.exe $qt($urlget($1).target)
    }
    else {
      var %target getURL.txt
      write -c %target
      return $urlget($1,gf,%target,getURL)
    }
  }
}


Code
/getURL https://www.mirc.com/versions.txt


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