Just a example for you to test with.
Code:
on *:start: {
 ; Using a server
 if ($server == SERVER-NAME) { join #test }
 
 ; Using a network
 if ($network == NETWORK-NAME) { join #test }

 ; server with timer, delay 10 sec
 if ($server == SERVER-NAME) { .timerjoin 1 10 #testar }

 ; network with timer, delay 10 sec
  if ($server == NETWORK-NAME) { .timerjoin 1 10 #testar  }
}

Replace the SERVER-NAME with the server you connect to.
Replace the NETWORK-NAME with the name of the network you connect to. The code goes in to your remote.

if ($me != tired) { return } | else { echo -a Get a pot of coffee now $+($me,.) }