This is neither, by no means, labeled the "Script and Popups request" forum.
This subforum goes under "support" which means that what our job is to offer support in guiding the users to get their problem fixed.
Basically the thing you said, telling OP to read the help files, is worse than suggesting to use the search function of the forum instead. Considering that the OP shows no intention of actually wanting to learn nor actually do the coding himself.
This also covers the fact that 2-3hrs of reading the help files will not suffice for OP to be able to code any of his requests.
Need help perfecting your latest script? Having trouble getting your popups to pop up? This is the place to ask.