again, you didn't read it did you watchdog

WSH already supports the creation COM object. mIRC implementable COM objects.

You make it in <whatever>Script and create a COM object and implement it in mIRC.

What I am asking is for someone who MAY know which end of a stick to poke at a COM object to create one in <whatever>script. I could do it myself but I am slack, and I dread creating and messing around with struff for ages.
Screw it. Sometime in the future I'll post something here.