on *:input:*: {
if ($1- == lol) { say Laughing Out Loud | halt }
elseif (tommorow isin $1-) { say $replace($1-,tommorow,tomorrow) | halt }
}
That sort of thing would do what you want. You'd just want to adjust it to suit your needs. This could be set up in a wide variety of ways depending on what you're doing and how many changes you plan to have (few work fine in if/elseif format, many might work better in a hash table).