Maybe I'll tell you a bit about English netiquette.

Topic: scripting help pls smile

First off, it's "please," not "pls." Putting a smiling emoticon means you are happy you request help which is actually irrelevant (but also subjective).

Here's a couple of examples of scripts you can base on.

on *:text:hi:#:/msg $chan Hi $nick
on *:text:help*:#:/msg $chan Someone needs help..
on *:text:pm me:#:/msg $nick I pm'd you...
on @*:text:bad word:#:/kick $chan $nick You said bad word..
on *:text:kick him*:#: if ($nick isreg $chan) { msg $chan Sorry, only ops can request kicks. }

Now go ahead and make your own code based off the above code and then paste your code if you need help.