Ya, im an idiot...
That works but the DePowers don't work still...

for reference:
Code:
on 1:OP:#:if ($opnick == $me) { .msg $chan wow, Oped! }
on 1:DEOP:#:if ($deopnick == $me) { .msg $chan man, DeOped! }
on 1:HELP:#:if ($hnick == $me) { .msg $chan wow, Half-Oped! }
on 1:DEHELP:#:if ($dehnick == $me) { .msg $chan man, DeHalf-Oped! }
on 1:VOICE:#:if ($vnick == $me) { .msg $chan wow, Voiced! }
on 1:DEVOICE:#:if ($devnick == $me) { .msg $chan man, DeVoiced! }

-blk-