holy (expletive)!!
I was talking with a friend, while akilling Bottlers again, and he brought to my attention numeric #302, "userhost".
http://www.mirc.net/raws/?view=302So f-ing simple. Just a simple /userhost nick.
I was on that same page too, but must have overlooked that one through the gazillion other numerics.
*sigh*
I need to go bang my head on a wall now.