As an extra twist you might like, put a selection of comments in a text file in your mirc folder. eg in booya.txt
thats it show your power
so you can kick, big deal
wait til i get my @ back


then use

Code:
on @*:kick:#channel:{
timer 1 5 msg $chan $read(booya.txt) 
}


to pick a random responce from the .txt file
( keeping Mentality's ps & pps in mind cool )