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i'm looking for a list of teaser quotes that i can use to msg in my channel to random people. you know the stuff like

/me slaps blah blah with a .....

those kind of quotes. has anyone got a list or txt file of them?

Try google with "slap script for mirc"

all i found was a small list like this

Quote:

menu nicklist {

Slap Script - By DeAd-MaN
.Slaps
...Slap With Trout!: /describe $chan slaps $1 around a bit with a large trout
...Slap With Alarm Clock: /describe $chan slaps $1 with a alarm clock
...Slap With Banana: /describe $chan slaps $1 with a small Banana
...slap with Pink Macintosh: /describe $chan slaps $1 with a pink Macintosh
...Slap With Hand: /describe $chan slaps $1 with his very own hand
...Default: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout
...Keyboard: /describe $chan throws a keyboard at $$1
...Lemmings: /describe $chan sends hordes of lemmings over $$1
...Nuclear: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around with nuclear waste
...Uglypeople: /describe $chan discovers $$1 $+ 's picture at uglypeople.com
...Windows: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around with Windows XP
...C++: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around a bit with a 500lb C++ manual
...Sneeze: /describe $chan sneezes in $$1 $+ 's face
...House: /describe $chan burns $$1 $+ 's house down
...Dark: /describe $chan follows $$1 into a dark avenue. Hey test my crowbar!
...-

I wanted tonnes more, anyon else?

I found this this with a quick search, but your example make it possible for you to make your own slaps.

...mIRC slap: me slaps $1 with a brand new mIRC slap.

just add your own there, and as i said before, use google and search for "slap addon" without the " "

And slap's aren't hard to do, just look at the other ones and you get a idea on how to make them.

$1 = the one you slap. ($2 $3 $4 <- you can slap more then one at a time).
$me = your nick.
me = action (same as describe).
msg = send a message with the slap, instead of a action text.
$chan = the active channel.